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The Miracle Mile Action Committee has been a 501(c)(3) non-profit organization since the early 1990's.

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LAPD Contact Info

EMERGENCY

911 is the Emergency Number (but if you read our blog you know that from a cell phone it often goes to the CHP and there is a long wait time – so you should consider these other numbers).

NON-EMERGENCY

Non-Emergency Number for LAPD if police are needed and you are not involved; or if it’s a minor traffic accident or minor crime; loud music/party, etc. CALL 877 ASK-LAPD (877-275-5273)

NOISE in the hood?

Call 213-485-2102 for noise abatement.

Vandalism, Theft & Other

Call the desk 213-473-0476 to make a report for vandalism, theft or other minor crimes.

NOTE: major crimes (robbery, burglary, rape, etc.) CANNOT be reported over the phone. You must report those in person.

COMING UP! Wed, Sept 10 @ 7:30 PM
(download pdf)

STAND UP FOR OBAMA

An evening of stand-up comedy to benefit the next President of the United States.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008 at 7:30p.m. (doors open at 7p.m.) please join comedians:

Maria Bamford (Comedians of Comedy); Andy Kindler (Late Night with David Letterman); Rick Overton (Improv, many films); Cathy Ladman (tentative) (Best Female Comic – American Comedy Awards); Roz Browne (The View); Stan Sellars (CSI, voiceovers); Denise Munro Robb (A&E, Lifetime, Comedy Central); Melinda Hill (Late Late Show); Daniel McFeeley (Buffy, Comedy Store); Vance Sanders (Groundlings); Dana Snow (The Oscars, various clubs); Gary Brussell (The History Comic); Charisse Savarin (Girls Behaving Badly); and Natasha Leggero (The Tonight Show) for a fun-filled evening of comedy and politics. All proceeds will go to the campaign to elect Senator Barack Obama.

WHEN: Wednesday, September 10, 2008 7:30 p.m. (doors open at 7:00 p.m.)

WHERE: Busby’s (above El Toro Cantina) 5364 Wilshire Blvd., Los Angeles, CA

90036 (just west of La Brea in the historic Miracle Mile District)

PRICE: $20 (unemployed price: $10) Additional donations for Senator Obama gratefully

accepted.

RSVP: 323-933-9156 or email This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it (this will sell out)

JOKE APERITIFS

“I love my country. Maybe that’s because I’m rich. I’m not technically rich, but I do have a lot of shit that I don’t need that I refuse to share with others. And that feels solid.” – Maria Bamford

“Did you ever think you’d live to see the day when the weatherman is the only one telling the truth on the news?” – Rick Overton

“Things change when you get married...When I first got married, I would walk around the house with no clothes on. My husband couldn’t keep his hands off of me. Now when I walk around the house with no clothes on, he says ‘Ain’t you Cold’?” – Roz Browne

“Gas has gotten so expensive. It’s so expensive, I thought about taking the bus tonight. I didn’t actually take the bus, that would be crazy, but I thought about it which is a big step.” – Vance Sanders

“When a couple has been married a long time and one of them dies, the other one often dies shortly after. That’s especially true when it’s a murder-suicide.” – Robb Fulcher

“I have car insurance but no medical insurance, so whenever I get really sick I have to get in my car and smash it up.” – Denise Munro Robb

“I just had a surprise party. I have to say it wasn’t much of a party. It was more like everyone I know just getting together to tell me I drink too much.” – Melinda Hill

“I just broke up with a guy...it’s hard breaking up with someone especially when you have to be the one that says it. ‘Listen, you’ve run out of money.’” – Natasha Leggero

“Someone asked Bush what he thought of impeachment. He said ‘I prefer apricot.’” – Dana Snow

“I’m against John McCain because of his age. I don’t want a president whose memories of World War II were as an adult!” – Gary Brussell

“I was married for two and a half years...that’s a long time if you break it down into half-hour segments.” – Charisse Savarin